you remind me of my pinky toe because sooner or later I know I’ll bang you on a table
this guy would survive in movies
girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.
are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face
act like a bitch get slapped like a bitch
reblogging for the last commet. HILARIOUS
JUST FOR THE RECORD I SAW THIS BEFORE ON SOME TV SHOW AND THEY WERE DOING IT TO A BUNCH OF PEOPLE AND THIS ACTRESS IS A LEGIT LITTLE GIRL HE JUST FULL ON KICKED THIS KID IN THE STOMACH AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHES DEAD OH FUCK
“Enchanted River - Phillipines
‘NO ONE HAS EVER REACHED ITS BOTTOM’
Enchanted River is found in the Phillipines. It is called “enchanted” because no one has ever reached its bottom. Many people, including scuba divers have tried reaching for the bottom but have failed, hence the legend of its bottomless pit. Moreover, locals share that NOBODY has been successful in catching the fish in this river, whether by hand or by spear.
They say its bluish color is a result of its depth and the water clarity changes throughout the day. At around 12:00pm, the water becomes clearer and even more majestic.”
i love water