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follower:

you remind me of my pinky toe because sooner or later I know I’ll bang you on a table

(via letsbeantisocialtogether)

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

(via the-salt-thief)

ohioisloko:

bleedthatmaroonandgold:

loki-cat:

hurpthederp:

thenarator:

joshunf:

this guy would survive in movies

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

act like a bitch get slapped like a bitch

reblogging for the last commet. HILARIOUS

JUST FOR THE RECORD I SAW THIS BEFORE ON SOME TV SHOW AND THEY WERE DOING IT TO A BUNCH OF PEOPLE AND THIS ACTRESS IS A LEGIT LITTLE GIRL HE JUST FULL ON KICKED THIS KID IN THE STOMACH AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHES DEAD OH FUCK

(via the-salt-thief)

bump-into-things:

lumos5000:

galicseas:

IT’S SO CUTE IM REBLOGGING TWICE

#SHERLOCK HAS FOUND EVIDENCE (via lokis-army-at-221b)

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS EVIDENCE JAWN

LOOK AT IT JAWN

I AM EXCITED

(Source: cineraria, via keepingupwithalexandra)

*Ladies*

(Source: die-cold, via damn-funny)

jennehbear:

i’m forever stuck between wanting to discover loads of new music and wanting to listen to the same 4 albums over and over again

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absolutelyallons-y:

walrus-in-the-tardis:

super-wholocked-in-camelot:

my mother, everyone

he looks like his friend just jumped off a building 

HE LOOKS LIKE HIS FRIEND JUST JUMPED OFF A BUILDING

HE LOOKS

LIKE HIS FRIEND

JUST JUMPED OFF A BUILDING

(via the-salt-thief)

mishayourface:

welcometoellaytown:

egberts:

egberts:

why cant you surf microwaves

because theyre too small

THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET

I told my dad this and he threw the tv remote at me

(via the-salt-thief)

thehippiedouche:

“Enchanted River - Phillipines 

‘NO ONE HAS EVER REACHED ITS BOTTOM’
Enchanted River is found in the Phillipines. It is called “enchanted” because no one has ever reached its bottom. Many people, including scuba divers have tried reaching for the bottom but have failed, hence the legend of its bottomless pit. Moreover, locals share that NOBODY has been successful in catching the fish in this river, whether by hand or by spear.
They say its bluish color is a result of its depth and the water clarity changes throughout the day. At around 12:00pm, the water becomes clearer and even more majestic.”

i love water

(Source: sumpunkkidwithtattoos, via the-salt-thief)

maxolines:

sassy-spoon:

nerdbird:

Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.

That must mean Bing is a man, tries to convince people it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.

(via keepingupwithalexandra)